INT. / EXT. THIS WEBSITE

You lean in to read my riveting story.

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WILLIAM EVANS

Hello! Welcome to my website. So nice of you to drop by!

I am your go-to writer of all sorts. Screenplays? I've written 8 of them.

Script Coverage? Over 200 pieces written. Copywriting? Check out my specs!

Need a filmmaker? I have shot and edited travel vlogs & video essays.

(he settles back in his chair, confidently)

If all else fails, I have finished ALL FOUR LEVELS of the

Improv Course at Upright Citizens Brigade

sooo I could definitely improvise a job that you need.  

(pushes resume forward)

So what will it be?

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You are so amazed by my personal story that you hire me on the spot. As years pass by, you realize that out of all of the people you hired, I was the best employee you ever had. On your deathbed, your family leans close to hear your final words. You say, "William Evans. What a great guy." You close your eyes and smile as you pass on from this mortal coil.